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Udder Chaos by Emily Townsend

SKU: 9780996797702

Udder Chaos by Emily Townsend

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Have you ever imagined attending a camel beauty contest in Abu Dhabi, bathing with elephants in Nepal, avoiding shark attacks in the Persian Gulf, or trudging through cow poo pockets on an Irish dairy farm? Udder Chaos, a humorous children's poetry book containing whimsical stories and illustrations, chronicles many such worldwide travel adventures of an international teacher. Woven within the midst of these unmistakably memorable and often peculiar experiences are fanciful poems about controlling chaotic belly button deflation, baking a fresh loaf of bread in your ear canal, and evading dirty-hair-inspecting Grease Police. This book also reveals true stories that inspired a handful of the poems, while giving you a taste of the adventurous life and close calls lived by the author.